Get ready for some pancake jokes! These are sure to make you laugh!
Joke #1 On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
Joke #2 What did one pancake say to the other pancake?
See you on the flip side!
Joke #3 A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!”
Joke #4 Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, ‘Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.’
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
‘Gee, Mom,’ he exclaimed. ‘For me?’
‘Just take two,’ Brenda replied. ‘The rest are for your father.’
Joke #5 “You have a very rare and extremely contagious condition,” the doctor told his patient. “We’re going to put you in an isolation unit, where you’ll be on a diet of pancakes and pizza.”
“Will pancakes and pizza cure my condition?”
“No,” replied the doctor. “They’re the only things we can slip under the door.
Joke #6 A kid is sitting down for breakfast. His mom says, “What do you want for breakfast today?” The kid replies, I’ll take the f**king pancakes. She smacks him across the face and says, “What did you say?” He repeated, “I said I wanted the f**king pancakes!” The mother smacks him again and he runs off crying. The mother then turns to the second kid and asks, “what do you want for breakfast?”. The second boy replies, “I sure don’t want the f**king pancakes!”